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February 19, 2010

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/19/technology/19china.html

The Chinese schools involved are Shanghai Jiaotong University and the Lanxiang Vocational School, according to several people with knowledge of the investigation who asked for anonymity because they were not authorized to discuss the inquiry.

This is like:

Scientists from CMU and students from University of Pheonix teamed up and launched the attack.

Which, requires tons of imagination, but not entirely impossible.

February 15, 2010

那些韩国的笑话我就不重复了,总之是全世界的好人好东西都是韩国的,或者是韩国出品的。以前我一直以为,只有少数几个是真事,大多数是网友杜撰出来搞笑的。毕竟一个国家出几个脑袋里面进水的人也是正常,韩国这样的小国家,全国人们脑袋里面都进水,也是不太可能的事情。他们到底有4.7千万的人口。

可是这次去女儿学校看表演,可真是开眼了。几个人表演太空道,配乐开始是韩国的,然后就开始放《男儿当自强》。

February 6, 2010

记得当年我去上海,在公交车上面说普通话,是收获白眼最有效的方式,无论什么人,不管是穿西装的,还是穿土布的,都可以因为我是外地人,不会说上海话而鄙视我。

几年以后,我和一群同事在上海的地铁上面,肆无忌惮的说着普通话,那个时候普通话已经是白领的通用语言,在外企里面,最土的人也不会说上海话的。我们一个女同事,曾经因为在地铁上被人挤了一下,对方用上海话抱怨,这位平时温文尔雅的女同事立刻发作。事后她说:我就是要气他们这些说上海话的!

曾经,国内的人以为美国是文明和发达的象征,海龟也被当成会念经的和尚;自从经济危机以来,海龟变成了海带,回国的时候,大家也都问:你在美国,还过得下去吧?不行就回来吧… 有的这么说是诚心,有的,则是成心这么说。

今天在论坛上面看到,南方日报的记者要采访这边某个城市的市长和市民,在华人圈子里面找翻译,开价15美刀一小时,要求翻译帮助联系市长,市民,协助办理机票和酒店。于是有人说:看来国内对这边经济危机了解很深刻嘛,知道我们都揭不开锅了,来救济我们了。

到底我们是因为什么而互相鄙视?因为我们不了解?还是我们根本就不需要了解,只是因为我们需要鄙视?

January 6, 2010

Urban dictionary entry is here.

看到一则“新闻”,奥数高手面试国外名校因缺社会责任感遭淘汰。链接是人民网的。

当时,一位宾大教授问他:“你读书读得这么好,是为了什么?”他说:“是为了挣钱。”教 授又问:“挣钱是为了什么?”他答:“为了周游世界。”教授问:“除了周游世界还想干什么?”“还可以买房子。”“买了房子还想干嘛?”“让父母一起 住”……最后,洋教授将这位奥数佼佼者淘汰了,原因是:“没有回报社会之心,我们希望培养的是对社会有价值的人。”

如果这个事情是真的,我要说:This f*cking professor is such a ZhuangB

多么诚恳的一个孩子,就是因为说了句实话,被道貌岸然的叫兽当成了自己牌坊上面的一块石头。

June 11, 2009

看到月光博客的这篇“绿坝花季护航”导致华人世界的分裂”,里面提到:

然而,我通过代理服务器看了一些国外华人论坛对“绿坝”的讨论,竟有不少海外华人支持“绿坝”,这的确让我感到很震惊,同是华人,为什么观点相差这么大呢?  我感到非常奇怪的是,这些海外华人为什么自私和无耻到了这种地步?

胆道闭锁: 这些海外华人,都是些什么人:贪~官子女家属,他们是既得利益集团的一份子,他们就是要鱼肉百姓,自己在国外过快乐的日子,他们当然支持这个制度。

白小刺: 不得不承认,中国政府这几年搞奥运神7等形象工程为海外华人挣了个小脸,他们一直被打压的自尊似乎有所舒展,所以自然会为政府的一些行为辩护。在他们的逻 辑里,谁给他骨头,他们就给谁摇尾巴,他们并不去追究这骨头沾满血泪,他们身居自由国度,精神世界里依然充满镣铐

嗯,作为海外华人的一员,我居然也能当官了?我说这几天怎么这么冷呢,原来要下雪啊。

要说这个事情其实也没那么复杂,不用到twitter上面去推,身边做个实验就行:找你最亲的人,比如老公/老婆,男女朋友,然后到邻居面前,当着大家的面啐她/他一口,说:你丫昨天晚上又放屁了!来,大家一起啐!看看结果怎么样。

没错,你猜对了,我说的,就是中国人好面子这个事儿。

象我这种没背景的人,在海外华人里还是多数,绿坝这种事情,我们自己还不知道,周围的老师同学同事先知道了,然后就来问,一脸的似笑非笑,也不知道是笑政府,还是连我们华人一锅都烩了。我们怎么办?跟他们一起啐政府?可是这是我们家里的事情啊,豆腐掉在灰里啊同学们!

要说去年闹奥运的时候,加州旧金山的那群给火炬助威的华人,还有后来老和尚到西雅图,去抗议的人,我都有接触,地震的时候,我跟同事也在公司里搞宣讲和募捐。我私下了解的,还有我自己的意愿,我们更多的,是为了自己是一个中国人而做这件事情。

作为俩娃的爹,我知道一件事情:打是亲,骂是爱。但是,不要当着外人骂孩子,外人的话,听一半,漏一半。

哦对了,我跟海外混了这么几年,别的没学会什么,倒是看出了美国的一个优点,就是有事情大家谈判,漫天要价,坐地还钱,下次还有生意做。如果光顾着挑逗一方斗一方,比较伤人品。这年头,攒点人品不容易。

February 21, 2009

更新:今天看见jet留言,然后去原文看了一下,已经改了。

今天看见论坛上面有人问,微软5千人抗议?然后有同灌解释了一下,这个中文新闻:

http://tech.163.com/09/0221/12/52M5HQJM000915BD.html

[网易科技讯] 据彭博社报道,在为外籍员工申请更多签证之后,微软又宣布了大规模
裁员计划。目前,微软的这些举措已经引发了美国国会议员及本土员工的严重不满。与
此同时,大约有5000名左右的员工近日聚集在微软公司门口表示抗议,他们表示,微软
应该首先裁掉外国人员工。

其实是从bloomberg翻译而来:

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601109&sid=afB9Q1A5.qyI&refer=news

As many as 5,000 employees are being shown the door at Microsoft, which uses more H1-B guest-worker visas than any other U.S. company. Some employees and politicians say Microsoft should get rid of foreigners first.

英文里面黑体字being shown the door,意思是被炒鱿鱼了,而不是聚集在门口。Show the door to someone是请某人走人的意思。

上面这段英文的原意是:

微软可能有五千名员工被裁员。微软公司在美国是雇佣H1-B【译注:外籍劳工,特别是高科技劳工,多持H1-B签证】劳工最多的美国公司。某些雇员和政客认为,微软应该先炒外国人。

顺便说一下,经济危机之下,美国排外的确比以前更明显了。不过要想让资本家戒掉H1-B这个毒瘾,除了把整个公司都搬到中国或者印度去,还真没有别的什么办法。不过那样的话,可能网易的这篇翻译真的要变成预言了。