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October 31, 2010

正好最近几天在和朋友们讨论移动互联网时代的新闻。我不想做一个大而全,有参考文献,有理论支持,有事实根据的“预言”,因为这种东西在我看来没有什么用处。

我看到的移动互联网时代的新闻,其实已经不再是传统意义上的新闻了。现在的新闻,无论是中国的,美国的,网上的,电视上的,都是全世界的“重大事件”,比如中东又动荡了,巴以又和谈了,美国又竞选了,中国又和谐了,德州又闹龙卷风了,非洲又干旱了。所以才会有男子汉大豆腐说,咱不管柴米油盐这种小事,咱管是不是打伊朗这种大事。

可是,这种事情,除了预示着下个月油价又要涨,跟我有什么关系呢?现在是美国选议员的时候,我们这里俩候选人整天在收音机上面吵架,竞争者说现任不关心民生,现任说竞争者才是好战份子。我能做的,就是按到另外一个频率去。老百姓最关心的,不是伊朗的局势,而是手里的酱油瓶。

所以,我看移动时代的新闻,不再会是导播坐在镜头前面忧心忡忡的谈论世界局势,老百姓也没有精力去深挖一个事件的深刻背景。将来的新闻,将会是柴米油盐,将会是今天路上是否堵车,将会是啥时候哪家店有促销。主播们记者们编辑们还会继续存在,继续去追寻他们千万颗心中,对于他们每个人来说都只有一个,和别人心中不同的真相,但是他们将会被边缘化,就像当初他们边缘化报纸一样。

放心吧,我们不会让现有的新闻消失的。当我们酒足饭饱,在沙发上百无聊赖,连游戏电影都不想玩不想看的时候,我们或许会想起他们的。

October 29, 2010

我老了。

经过了年轻时候的争夺,我现在已经不再想回想当年在黑道的叱咤风云,只想安安生生的过下半辈子。所以,我在这座大山的入口,开了一间面包店,勉强糊口。除了镇里的医生David,没有人知道我的过去。我以为我的生活会就这么安静的继续下去,直到昨天…

他推开门的时候,阳光从他身后照进店里,但是这并不妨碍我立刻看出他的一些与众不同的地方。混社会的时候,这种能力已经变成了本能。首先,他是一个亚洲人;其次,他穿着一件发出臭味的大衣,虽然大衣袖口的商标还没减掉,但是显然这件大衣已经被水泡透好几天了;不过最让我心惊的,是他脖子上面紧紧束着的一块红布,因为这块红布,这个人的嘴唇发紫,显然是缺氧很久了。

“难道窒息游戏已经传到亚洲了?”我心里暗自叹息,真的是与世隔绝太久了,当年我就是因为看不惯这个游戏,而退出江湖的。

但是不容我多想,这个人朝我走过来。我心里一惊:难道,难道他是总部派来的?

他把大衣脱下来,指了指,然后又指了指我柜台里面的面包。我摇摇头,骗我还不是那么容易的,尤其是用泡了水的大衣。

他看起来很失望,但是他没有说话。我明白,他脖子上面的那块红布浸了水,紧紧的箍在他脖子上,能说话才怪。我拍拍他,示意他把那块布解下来再说话。他试了试,失望的摇了摇头,忽然一头倒在地上。

我的心一下收紧了,难道他真的是总部派来的?一定要赶紧把他弄走!

几个小时以后,镇上医院里,我和David看着这个安静的躺在病床上的年轻人,我轻声的问:Dave,你确信,他…

David看了我一眼:Bob,你不用担心,他不是。下游那个镇的人找到了他的背包和木筏,他只是个留学生。

我小心的问:你说,他自己做的木筏?

是的。David笑笑。他不知为什么,没有买橡皮艇,反而砍了几棵树做木筏。他如果用橡皮艇,就不会半路散架,也不会被水把全身打湿,更不会被湿布给勒的半死了。不过,这小子有麻烦了,随便砍树,他那个大学城的法官不会放过他的。

那他的这个…我指了指那块红布。David的护士把那块红布折成一朵好看的花,插在花瓶里。

David意味深长的看了我一眼:Bob,那个不是总部的红布,那个,是他们的国旗。

我不就是在email里面放了点结构化的数据么,也就是几百K,你后台分析不成功,就不给我看我的email?为啥老是说failed to load?你放不了广告,就省省呗。

October 28, 2010

是说说那个《一面五星红旗》课件,还是说说海关连手机都收费?

October 18, 2010

自从美国经济危机以来,美国的银行业吸取教训,痛定思痛,开始向中国的同行们学习:

首先,他们改变了谁有钱都可以开银行的规矩,干掉了无数有问题该干掉的(熊斯蹬银行)和没有问题制造问题也要干掉的(华盛顿互惠银行)。

其次,他们实现了银行事实上的国有化。

现在,他们开始抓服务了:

话说我跟老婆在摩根大通Chase这家事实上国有的银行里面有好几个账户,我的存款账户,我老婆的存款账户,我的信用卡账户,我老婆的信用卡账户。你问我为啥开这么多?因为人家国有嘛,我们信任人家嘛。

可是太多的账户的确麻烦,每个月账单对账单就有4份,骚扰电话更是无数,主要都是竞争对手来拉客的,比如花旗,每天早中晚饭各打一个电话,你说你们都是一家老板,何必呢?跟伯南克说说不就结了?

扯远了,话说我们账户太多,又没啥利息,于是决定去关掉老婆的存款账户,然后把钱转到我的账户。周六去办了手续,周日美国银行不上班(多人道啊您说)。今儿早上一看,账户还在,钱也没动。

我老婆只好再跑了一次银行,因为打电话不行的,人家银行要保证储户的安全。办完手续回家上网一看,钱也转了,账户也少了一个,可是怎么还有两个存款账户呢?原来,人家为了保证我不乱花老婆的钱,把我的信用卡账户给关了。

October 10, 2010

还是一个个的群落,彼此没有连接?

这个问题还可以用一个科幻恐怖片的说法来描述:假如某天,facebook决定,这个世界需要清理一下。于是开始运行类似Java虚拟机里面的gabage collection程序。首先根对象Mark Zuckerberg是不能被清理的,其次只要从Mark的朋友圈子出发,能够到达的人都是活跃的电池,那么会有多少人被最终清理掉呢?

October 3, 2010

就是搜索结果随着用户输入关键字而随时变化的新功能,将是战胜twitter的最有力武器。